Meet Your Barista – Katie @ HBC – Frankfort Avenue
Favorite drink at HBC: Iced decaf with soy and a pump o’ chocolate
Favorite food at HBC: MAC NUT TORTE
Favorite 80’s movie: Aliens. Badassery. (sorry evil dead 1&2)
Favorite 90’s band: This question is just cruel. I can’t choose, man. I’d say top 5: Rage against the machine,System of a down,Wu-Tang Clan, Deftones, Pixies
Favorite video game system & game: hmmm… Out of all the hours of arduous victory and defeat, It all comes down to Gamecube’s Soul Caliber II. Ivy is my jam. Resident Evil might be my favorite game to watch (especially if you still have a dreamcast lol) and Metroid rules but motherbrain always owns my bootay.
Favorite color: orange.
Favorite movie genre: Horror/mystery/suspense/black comedy (that’s one right?)
Favorite Louisville landmark: Jerry Abramson
Favorite author/book: Kurt Vonnegut/Breakfast of Champions
If you were a millionaire, how do you suppose your feelings on homelessness would change? I don’t suppose they would change significantly. If i were a millionaire, i would pay off my debts, save a good hunk and give the rest to the world. It would all get recycled somehow. Money isn’t really real anyway. Homelessness may be related to money but it is more of a result of social stratification. Brain aneurysm. We’re all done for. Let’s drink.
When you were 10, what did you want to be when you grew up? Everything and anything. Or an actor. Whichever came first.
Where is the farthest you have been from Louisville? Southeast Asia.
What is your main rule to live by? the rule that is golden.
Do you like roller coasters? hella yes.
If you found $20 in your coat pocket, what would you buy with it? Beer. Delicious snobby beer. Immediately.
When is the last time you used a telephone book? I know not of this witchcraft.
What was your first car? Her name is Fluffy. She was born a poor black child. She can fly, but only when no one is looking.
If you could visit any location in the world, where would you go? Belgium/Nederlands.
What needs to be invented that hasn’t been invented yet? kitten mittens
What is your biggest fear? Besides falling to my death, the ghost of Randy “Macho Man” Savage.
If you were a professional wrestler, what would your gimmick be? going America all over everyone’s asses. Along with the classic Blanka brain-muncher move. i would be a pop-culture reference machine.
On a scale of 1-10, how guilty do you feel when you kill insects? When they are:
- causing no harm: 9
- causing harm as a defense mechanism: 9
- in attack mode: 2
If someone was making a movie of your life, who would play you? the love-child of Meatwad and Master Shake
What was your best birthday present? Power Rangers Bday party at Discovery Zone.
What is the meaning of life? Cheese.